lovestruckantivenom started following you
What.

Following:
Kytkin Umbrel1 M4Y B3 4 STR4NG3R TO YOU, DUD3
BUT 1 KNOW QU1T3 4 B1T 4BOUT YOU
QU1T3 4 B1T
… I’m in no mood to have some petulant female tell me nonsensical drivel pertaining to what she thinks she knows about me.
Care to elaborate, so I may dispel this illusion of misinformation?
WOW YOUR3 K1ND OF 4 W31RDO YOU KNOW TH4T
W31RDO
…
… Ah. Yes. I forgot. You’re one of Arpege’s friends, so by default you must be a complete moron.
(Source: ascendedprotege, via ascendedprotege)
ex5cu5e you
HOW 4WKW4RD 1S TH4T
1T SOUNDS L1K3 YOUR3 S4LUT1NG TH3 DUD3
NOT CL1M4X1NG
oh god
thi5 i5 a ‘watching your old clingy childhood friend meet your weird and quirky but ni5e if a bit over5ex5ed new friend’ 5ituation i5nt it
je5u5 fuck
Tell your, ‘friend’, that my name is, ‘Yes-seer’, not ‘Yes-sur’.
to be fair
can you blame her for a55uming?????
To be fair, can I not be exasperated with the jokes involving my name already?
(Source: ascendedprotege, via imprefectcadence)
why do you never get on with people with the 5ame blood a5 you?????
i5 that why you moved into the mauveblood di5trict of the county with all the 5nob5????? to fit in better?????
are you a goddamn mauveblood at heart?????
No, you moron, I dislike all creatures with equal measure. I would’ve thought I’d have made that clear by now.
(Source: imprefectcadence)
ex5cu5e you
HOW 4WKW4RD 1S TH4T
1T SOUNDS L1K3 YOUR3 S4LUT1NG TH3 DUD3
NOT CL1M4X1NG
oh god
thi5 i5 a ‘watching your old clingy childhood friend meet your weird and quirky but ni5e if a bit over5ex5ed new friend’ 5ituation i5nt it
je5u5 fuck
Tell your, ‘friend’, that my name is, ‘Yes-seer’, not ‘Yes-sur’.
(Source: ascendedprotege, via imprefectcadence)
… A misogy… I’m sorry, perhaps it’s the medication but some words seem unclear to me as of this moment in time… So in short, you were created by some form of… whatever a, ‘teenager’ is, and it named you?
Yes correct! Teenage human by the name of Alyssa. Her current goal is to destroy the human race through enslaving advanced beings and using up their sources.
Yawn. Sounds rather cliché.
ex5cu5e you
… Are strangers honestly commenting on my existence now.
Really.
Truthfully.
1 M4Y B3 4 STR4NG3R TO YOU, DUD3
BUT 1 KNOW QU1T3 4 B1T 4BOUT YOU
QU1T3 4 B1T
… I’m in no mood to have some petulant female tell me nonsensical drivel pertaining to what she thinks she knows about me.
Care to elaborate, so I may dispel this illusion of misinformation?
(Source: ascendedprotege, via ascendedprotege)
Hello!
standardizedpractice started following you
And you are supposed to be…?
I am Clarence. Nice to meet you!
What an absurd name.
I think it’s a nice name. Alyssa named me!
… Who…?
Alyssa. A teenage scientist who happens to be a misogynist and also my creator.
… A misogy… I’m sorry, perhaps it’s the medication but some words seem unclear to me as of this moment in time… So in short, you were created by some form of… whatever a, ‘teenager’ is, and it named you?
Hello!
standardizedpractice started following you
And you are supposed to be…?
I am Clarence. Nice to meet you!
What an absurd name.
I think it’s a nice name. Alyssa named me!
… Who…?
Hello!
standardizedpractice started following you
And you are supposed to be…?
I am Clarence. Nice to meet you!
What an absurd name.