lovestruckantivenom started following you
What.
(( NSFW
Chocolate's fantroll RP blog hurr. Beautiful drawing of Yessir by Kansexual))
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Your name is YESSIR OLJOHE and you are normal, perfectly fine by comparison to anyone else around you. Your hobbies include WRITING ABOUT THINGS NO ONE CARES ABOUT like WORLD RECORDS and BINARY. Your habits are obvious symptoms of OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER, for example, making sure your food is separated when it's on the plate and having a distinct dislike of people touching you. You enjoy ROUTINE and are certainly NOT A PEOPLE PERSON. You are a teal-blood, but you don't really care. Hemophobia is an old-fashioned fixation.
Your chumhandle is standardizedPractise, and your quirk is that you don't have one because you're a normal person who doesn't type like a retard. Your strife specibus is anythingkind because you will just use whatever you have available, like a normal person who doesn't carry around weapons. • Hurry up and tell me what you want.
• Hurry up and give me what you want. Everyone leaves sooner or later.
Bran was here, Terezi's a loser.
ToT aUf BrOt
LoveQuotesRus
Short Tempered, Short Sighted, Just Plain Short.
Mr. V. Valentine
sory 4 pahty rckin
satanic spider rituals
Skulls and Sickles
Posting things nobody cares about since 2011
gamer/lover?/geek
Seeking Redemption
Ah-Lakes (say it with me)
why
Mellam Ingoth
Wweh
And Suddenly, People Call Me A Lightbulb
all your bass are belong to strider
Spin the tables, take it back, and let it flow
H3H3H3
Contract with me; become a Mahou Shoujo!
D --> Wa% on wa% off
observation amongst the blind .
The Subjiggilator
SHTI
... ; dont remember...
ask koakuma
ASK THE DUDES
Fuck Yeah Non-Homestuck Fan George Harrison!
a smattering of insight is all you need _
bow down before a motherfucker, lowblood. HONK.
THE FUCKING HELLHOLE
Homestuck Homecoming
Accidentally making people like Nicolas Cage
wELCOME, tO FOREVERLAND,,,
1S TH4T CH3RR13S 1 SM3LL?
Purple Fantasy
SOUTH PARK CONFESSIONS
The Clash Of Majors And Minors
Hello, you can call me Ross.
Yelling at Ice Cream.
Stay or go, it's up to you.
Hi! I'm Esprit!
Ask Ellis
Hi! I'm Clarence.
JASPERSPRITE: Make blog.
DICKS-.
Furfag Problems.
ALPHa and omegA
Long Distance Things
Repo! The Homestuck Opera
i'll motherfuckin D E V O U R you
Bad ass action hero.
I'm hungry
Devani Nilevi
♋
Tailoring tailoring x!
Baby, if y☆u*re feelin* g☆☆d
hipster-douche blog
zZz Would you like my help? zZz
no polly does not want your shitty circus crackers
calumniousVixen
)(---EY GUYS!! I'M ---EXCIT---ED! GLUB. 38)
. . .
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
I HAVE what you need
Coolest girl ever
CLICK hello there CLICK
i h4ve no ide4 wh4t to c4ll this thing
this nak should be rated pg
St^rs ^r< so f^scinating, no?
Here I am! The tragic clown...
Weekly Octo Dickpunch
this is one cool troll
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
The Knight--Of Sound
DoNt TuRn YoUr BaCk On ThE bOdY
your sassy gay friend
What, what, what are you doing?
Ask the Lusii
All: Be part of a shitty AU.
these are really terrible fantrolls
Chocolate's fantroll RP blog hurr. Beautiful drawing of Yessir by Kansexual))
// ♠ // ♣ // ♥ //♦ //
Your name is YESSIR OLJOHE and you are normal, perfectly fine by comparison to anyone else around you. Your hobbies include WRITING ABOUT THINGS NO ONE CARES ABOUT like WORLD RECORDS and BINARY. Your habits are obvious symptoms of OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER, for example, making sure your food is separated when it's on the plate and having a distinct dislike of people touching you. You enjoy ROUTINE and are certainly NOT A PEOPLE PERSON. You are a teal-blood, but you don't really care. Hemophobia is an old-fashioned fixation.
Your chumhandle is standardizedPractise, and your quirk is that you don't have one because you're a normal person who doesn't type like a retard. Your strife specibus is anythingkind because you will just use whatever you have available, like a normal person who doesn't carry around weapons. • Hurry up and tell me what you want.
• Hurry up and give me what you want. Everyone leaves sooner or later.
Following:
fuck yeah roleplaying rabbit!Bran was here, Terezi's a loser.
ToT aUf BrOt
LoveQuotesRus
Short Tempered, Short Sighted, Just Plain Short.
Mr. V. Valentine
sory 4 pahty rckin
satanic spider rituals
Skulls and Sickles
Posting things nobody cares about since 2011
gamer/lover?/geek
Seeking Redemption
Ah-Lakes (say it with me)
why
Mellam Ingoth
Wweh
And Suddenly, People Call Me A Lightbulb
all your bass are belong to strider
Spin the tables, take it back, and let it flow
H3H3H3
Contract with me; become a Mahou Shoujo!
D --> Wa% on wa% off
observation amongst the blind .
The Subjiggilator
SHTI
... ; dont remember...
ask koakuma
ASK THE DUDES
Fuck Yeah Non-Homestuck Fan George Harrison!
a smattering of insight is all you need _
bow down before a motherfucker, lowblood. HONK.
THE FUCKING HELLHOLE
Homestuck Homecoming
Accidentally making people like Nicolas Cage
wELCOME, tO FOREVERLAND,,,
1S TH4T CH3RR13S 1 SM3LL?
Purple Fantasy
SOUTH PARK CONFESSIONS
The Clash Of Majors And Minors
Hello, you can call me Ross.
Yelling at Ice Cream.
Stay or go, it's up to you.
Hi! I'm Esprit!
Ask Ellis
Hi! I'm Clarence.
JASPERSPRITE: Make blog.
DICKS-.
Furfag Problems.
ALPHa and omegA
Long Distance Things
Repo! The Homestuck Opera
i'll motherfuckin D E V O U R you
Bad ass action hero.
I'm hungry
Devani Nilevi
♋
Tailoring tailoring x!
Baby, if y☆u*re feelin* g☆☆d
hipster-douche blog
zZz Would you like my help? zZz
no polly does not want your shitty circus crackers
calumniousVixen
)(---EY GUYS!! I'M ---EXCIT---ED! GLUB. 38)
. . .
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
I HAVE what you need
Coolest girl ever
CLICK hello there CLICK
i h4ve no ide4 wh4t to c4ll this thing
this nak should be rated pg
St^rs ^r< so f^scinating, no?
Here I am! The tragic clown...
Weekly Octo Dickpunch
this is one cool troll
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
The Knight--Of Sound
DoNt TuRn YoUr BaCk On ThE bOdY
your sassy gay friend
What, what, what are you doing?
Ask the Lusii
All: Be part of a shitty AU.
these are really terrible fantrolls
Y3SS1R 1S ON3 H3LL OF 4 N4M3 TO SCR34M DUR1NG S3X
1 M4Y B3 4 STR4NG3R TO YOU, DUD3
BUT 1 KNOW QU1T3 4 B1T 4BOUT YOU
QU1T3 4 B1T
… I’m in no mood to have some petulant female tell me nonsensical drivel pertaining to what she thinks she knows about me.
Care to elaborate, so I may dispel this illusion of misinformation?
WOW YOUR3 K1ND OF 4 W31RDO YOU KNOW TH4T
W31RDO
…
… Ah. Yes. I forgot. You’re one of Arpege’s friends, so by default you must be a complete moron.
(Source: ascendedprotege, via ascendedprotege)
Y3SS1R 1S ON3 H3LL OF 4 N4M3 TO SCR34M DUR1NG S3X
ex5cu5e you
HOW 4WKW4RD 1S TH4T
1T SOUNDS L1K3 YOUR3 S4LUT1NG TH3 DUD3
NOT CL1M4X1NG
oh god
thi5 i5 a ‘watching your old clingy childhood friend meet your weird and quirky but ni5e if a bit over5ex5ed new friend’ 5ituation i5nt it
je5u5 fuck
Tell your, ‘friend’, that my name is, ‘Yes-seer’, not ‘Yes-sur’.
to be fair
can you blame her for a55uming?????
To be fair, can I not be exasperated with the jokes involving my name already?
(Source: ascendedprotege, via imprefectcadence)
ye55ir what it i5 with you and teablood5
why do you never get on with people with the 5ame blood a5 you?????
i5 that why you moved into the mauveblood di5trict of the county with all the 5nob5????? to fit in better?????
are you a goddamn mauveblood at heart?????
No, you moron, I dislike all creatures with equal measure. I would’ve thought I’d have made that clear by now.
(Source: imprefectcadence)
Y3SS1R 1S ON3 H3LL OF 4 N4M3 TO SCR34M DUR1NG S3X
ex5cu5e you
HOW 4WKW4RD 1S TH4T
1T SOUNDS L1K3 YOUR3 S4LUT1NG TH3 DUD3
NOT CL1M4X1NG
oh god
thi5 i5 a ‘watching your old clingy childhood friend meet your weird and quirky but ni5e if a bit over5ex5ed new friend’ 5ituation i5nt it
je5u5 fuck
Tell your, ‘friend’, that my name is, ‘Yes-seer’, not ‘Yes-sur’.
(Source: ascendedprotege, via imprefectcadence)
… A misogy… I’m sorry, perhaps it’s the medication but some words seem unclear to me as of this moment in time… So in short, you were created by some form of… whatever a, ‘teenager’ is, and it named you?
Yes correct! Teenage human by the name of Alyssa. Her current goal is to destroy the human race through enslaving advanced beings and using up their sources.
Yawn. Sounds rather cliché.
Y3SS1R 1S ON3 H3LL OF 4 N4M3 TO SCR34M DUR1NG S3X
ex5cu5e you
… Are strangers honestly commenting on my existence now.
Really.
Truthfully.
1 M4Y B3 4 STR4NG3R TO YOU, DUD3
BUT 1 KNOW QU1T3 4 B1T 4BOUT YOU
QU1T3 4 B1T
… I’m in no mood to have some petulant female tell me nonsensical drivel pertaining to what she thinks she knows about me.
Care to elaborate, so I may dispel this illusion of misinformation?
(Source: ascendedprotege, via ascendedprotege)
Hello!
standardizedpractice started following you
And you are supposed to be…?
I am Clarence. Nice to meet you!
What an absurd name.
I think it’s a nice name. Alyssa named me!
… Who…?
Alyssa. A teenage scientist who happens to be a misogynist and also my creator.
… A misogy… I’m sorry, perhaps it’s the medication but some words seem unclear to me as of this moment in time… So in short, you were created by some form of… whatever a, ‘teenager’ is, and it named you?
Hello!
And you are supposed to be…?
I am Clarence. Nice to meet you!
What an absurd name.
I think it’s a nice name. Alyssa named me!
… Who…?
Hello!
And you are supposed to be…?
I am Clarence. Nice to meet you!
What an absurd name.
